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januarI don't like headcolds. I also don't like it being cold outdoors (and in my apartment). I also also don't like crazy people returning things at guest service (let's just say the first two hours of work yesterday were hell).
However, I do like making icons. I also like P!atD, FOB, and MCR (plus a couple other bands). I also also like writing about said bands.
Therefore, I give you a story in icons. Kinda like a picture book. Because I'm a dork, and if it makes me happy, gosh darn it, I'll do it. So there. :P
Once upon a time there was a boy named Frank. Frank aspired to be a chef at a fancy restaurant, where he could set various foods, like cheese, on fire. Unfortunately, he had the tendency to set more than the required foods on fire. So instead of working at a fancy restaurant, he played guitar and kissed purdy Jersey boys on the cheek.
The purdy Jersey boy was named Gerard. Gerard had the tendancy to bleach his hair and make art of bloody people. But since being an artist was "a fading art", he instead sang about ghosts, vampires, and zombies in the band he had with his brother, Mikey. Mikey used to wear glasses. But then one day decided that he wanted to be cool and would rather have lazors shot into his eyes, so now he doesn't.
Mikey happened to have a friend named Pete. Pete was slightly crazy and had a never ending fountain of lyrics coming from his head. He was also slightly evil and also into cats. Fortunately, Pete had a best friend who kept him on track. This friend was Patrick. Patrick was a woobie and the complete opposite of Pete. But he was an awesome singer and made great sex faces, so Pete kept him around. Because of Patrick's awesome voice, they decided to start a band, which will become really popular when the next nuclear war starts.
Besides singing with his awesome voice, Patrick worked with this guy named Travis. Travis was secretly in love with Bob Ross. But he knew that he could never leave hisgirlfriend, William, to follow this dream. William's own dream was to become a vampire. But because vampires are extinct, William had to attempt to become a ponce in other ways.
William had a friend named Jon. Jon worked at Starbucks and was almost always on a caffeine high. He also liked penguins, and wanted to have one (or two, or three) of his own. But he didn't know where to find them. Then he meet Brendon. Brendon was very clingy, and liked Jon because of his caffeine high. Brendon was also almost always on a caffeine high. Except for the fact that he hadn't had any caffeine. He also had the tendency to take off his shirt at random times.
One of Brendon's other hobbies, other than clinging onto to Jon, was to clingto/annoy/bother/insistonlovefrom Ryan. Ryan was a purdy boy, although not from Jersey, but from Vegas. His dream was to join the circus. But since the circus wanted to take him for his alien hands instead of his purdy make-up, he instead brooded and wrote emo lyrics. When he got too emo, his best friend would come to the rescue. Spencer was a very serious boy. But when he smiled, the whole room lit up.
Jon liked Spencer's smile. It made him smile too. One day he went up to Spencer and asked him if he would help him take over the world with purdyness. Spencer thought about it, then told Jon that they couldn't take over the world with purdyness without Ryan. So they went to find Ryan. Ryan was currently in the presence of Brendon, who lit up at the prospect of taking over the world. He asked Jon why he didn't ask him first, since he was clearly purdier than Spencer. Ryan thwaped Brendon, then said sure, but first Jon had to wear eyeliner. Jon agreed, cause he really liked these boys. Then Ryan pulled out a guitar, causing Jon to blink. They decided that as effective purdyness is, maybe purdyness and music would work better. So Jon and Ryan and Spencer and Brendon became the new Panic! at the Disco. From there they began to take over the world with their purdyness. And their music.
One day after becoming part of the new P to the D, Jon was out shopping with Spencer and Brendon, cause Ryan decided that he wanted to borrow Jon's camera to take pictures. When the three boys went into Hot Topic, Brendon demanded a moment of silence for all the band shirts. Jon noticed the Penguin! at the Disco shirt and pointed it out. Spencer gave him a duh look. That's when Jon realized he had found his penguins. And all was good. The end.
But wait! The lj cut said this was how Frank meet Spencer. Well, once upon a time there was this boy named Frank. There was also this boy named Spencer. They both liked to play music. One New Years Eve they ended up playing music at the same place, and that's how they meet. The end.
However, I do like making icons. I also like P!atD, FOB, and MCR (plus a couple other bands). I also also like writing about said bands.
Therefore, I give you a story in icons. Kinda like a picture book. Because I'm a dork, and if it makes me happy, gosh darn it, I'll do it. So there. :P
Once upon a time there was a boy named Frank. Frank aspired to be a chef at a fancy restaurant, where he could set various foods, like cheese, on fire. Unfortunately, he had the tendency to set more than the required foods on fire. So instead of working at a fancy restaurant, he played guitar and kissed purdy Jersey boys on the cheek.
The purdy Jersey boy was named Gerard. Gerard had the tendancy to bleach his hair and make art of bloody people. But since being an artist was "a fading art", he instead sang about ghosts, vampires, and zombies in the band he had with his brother, Mikey. Mikey used to wear glasses. But then one day decided that he wanted to be cool and would rather have lazors shot into his eyes, so now he doesn't.
Mikey happened to have a friend named Pete. Pete was slightly crazy and had a never ending fountain of lyrics coming from his head. He was also slightly evil and also into cats. Fortunately, Pete had a best friend who kept him on track. This friend was Patrick. Patrick was a woobie and the complete opposite of Pete. But he was an awesome singer and made great sex faces, so Pete kept him around. Because of Patrick's awesome voice, they decided to start a band, which will become really popular when the next nuclear war starts.
Besides singing with his awesome voice, Patrick worked with this guy named Travis. Travis was secretly in love with Bob Ross. But he knew that he could never leave his
William had a friend named Jon. Jon worked at Starbucks and was almost always on a caffeine high. He also liked penguins, and wanted to have one (or two, or three) of his own. But he didn't know where to find them. Then he meet Brendon. Brendon was very clingy, and liked Jon because of his caffeine high. Brendon was also almost always on a caffeine high. Except for the fact that he hadn't had any caffeine. He also had the tendency to take off his shirt at random times.
One of Brendon's other hobbies, other than clinging onto to Jon, was to clingto/annoy/bother/insistonlovefrom Ryan. Ryan was a purdy boy, although not from Jersey, but from Vegas. His dream was to join the circus. But since the circus wanted to take him for his alien hands instead of his purdy make-up, he instead brooded and wrote emo lyrics. When he got too emo, his best friend would come to the rescue. Spencer was a very serious boy. But when he smiled, the whole room lit up.
Jon liked Spencer's smile. It made him smile too. One day he went up to Spencer and asked him if he would help him take over the world with purdyness. Spencer thought about it, then told Jon that they couldn't take over the world with purdyness without Ryan. So they went to find Ryan. Ryan was currently in the presence of Brendon, who lit up at the prospect of taking over the world. He asked Jon why he didn't ask him first, since he was clearly purdier than Spencer. Ryan thwaped Brendon, then said sure, but first Jon had to wear eyeliner. Jon agreed, cause he really liked these boys. Then Ryan pulled out a guitar, causing Jon to blink. They decided that as effective purdyness is, maybe purdyness and music would work better. So Jon and Ryan and Spencer and Brendon became the new Panic! at the Disco. From there they began to take over the world with their purdyness. And their music.
One day after becoming part of the new P to the D, Jon was out shopping with Spencer and Brendon, cause Ryan decided that he wanted to borrow Jon's camera to take pictures. When the three boys went into Hot Topic, Brendon demanded a moment of silence for all the band shirts. Jon noticed the Penguin! at the Disco shirt and pointed it out. Spencer gave him a duh look. That's when Jon realized he had found his penguins. And all was good. The end.
But wait! The lj cut said this was how Frank meet Spencer. Well, once upon a time there was this boy named Frank. There was also this boy named Spencer. They both liked to play music. One New Years Eve they ended up playing music at the same place, and that's how they meet. The end.
